Two Spaghetti Squash and a Bag of Apples:

The cashier rang me up, saying, “That’ll be $9.50 even.”—one of those moments when you smile and pretend that that last statement made sense.

Later at PetSmart, that cashier rang me up, saying, “$14.00 even.” I nearly paid an extra 50¢ purely for making sense.

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