The things that come out of Nick’s mouth…you can’t just make this stuff up.
We’re out for a walk to enjoy the sunny evening as dusk falls. Rounding a corner, Nick sees a sign advertising for psychic readings.
Nick: Do you want to know your future?
Me: I’m better off not knowing.
Nick: You know what I think? I think that if I am going to schedule a psychic reading, a good psychic would call me first to help me make the appointment.