After dinner conversation last night, my curiosity grew as to how I spent my money last year. Holding my breath, I downloaded the report and opened the local file this morning. Three things:

1. Sophie leads a royal lifestyle.
2. I am so happy that every Walgreen's visit is classified as "HEALTHCARE"—lord only knows what the absence of yet another eye color compact would do to my delicate state.
3. I've spent more on gas than on either Sophie or "HEALTHCARE"…which I can say, without embarrassing myself on either of the previous totals, is quite a lot.

I am actually very impressed by the completeness and organization of my bank's spending report. The only problem is they don't know how to classify checks—not that I write many. Goals for this year? Learn to teleport.