We're glued to the television because tornadoes are ripping through the place. As the warning is lifted for our area, the marquee catches Nick's attention and he snickers. Pausing the live newscast, he rewinds, calling me into the room to read.

"Friday night, we told you about a cat perched on top a telephone pole in Sun Prairie. Since the story aired, we've received numerous calls inquiring about the cat's status. We can tell you it is no longer on the pole, but we're not sure what happened to it."






And, in other news, Farmer Thompson's Jersey cow came home this morning, after wandering off sometime just after dusk. The cow is blaming her delay on an overindulgence of bovine wine and apologizes for not calling when she knew she'd be late. Back to you, Mike.