His behavior is rather criminal, no doubt. He's a troublemaker and a little jerk most of the time. He's underfoot constantly, and has the gall to look at you like you are the worst kind of bully when you step on him...he'll even give you the silent treatment, and sulk out of rooms when you enter.

However, it has come to my attention, that he is the one I speak of most often. A "quicksearch" of this site seconds this observation. I am humbled as it dawns on me, that I am whipped. Totally and utterly whipped. Clem, that damn cat, has me wrapped about his overlarge tail.