• He's no
Fred...not even
close.
• He bites.
• He jumps on counter tops.
• He's kind of ditsy.
• His butt smells like a freshly fertilized field.
• He is fascinated with my bra straps and all other frilly things.
• He's nearly gnawed through my shoelaces.
And yet....I think Clem's
growing on
me.
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