Last night, walking toward the grocery store entrance:
"So, what are we getting here?" he asks me

"Shampoo, conditioner, and some dishwasher stuff." I paused, thought a moment. "And maybe a package of frozen vegetables."

"Shampoo, conditioner, dishwasher stuff, and frozen vegetables." I nod. "No gum?"

Because, folks, gum is the end-all of grocery supplies.