I savored the blissful, 72° day with a walk around Greenfield Lake. With four miles behind me, I saw two little boys ahead of me. I noted that they weren't very old, perhaps 8 or 9 years old, and thought nothing more of them as I passed by without shifting my pace.
Immediately, I heard whispers—fervent, excited, and curious-rimmed whispers. I heard the melodic tapping of little running feet and then a tug at my shirt. I stopped and turned around.
"Well, hello," I greeted.
They returned the greeting and the shorter of the two inquired, "How come you can walk so fast when you're so little?"
The other added in, "We're little!"
I replied, "Well, I walk lots and lots every day. I built up my gingerbread muscles!" I groaned inwardly. I really have no control what comes out of my mouth! Most of my humor fails by adult standards, what I did I just subject these poor, innocent children to?
While I was heading back into the ring for round 5 of me vs. my idiocy, the boys were looking at me with eyes the size of silver half-dollars. In a slow motion synchronization, they looked at each other, then to me, and then back to each other. In unison they squealed, "FAST AS FAST CAN BE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" and raced each other in the other direction, giggling all the way.
For the entire last mile of my journey, I decided that with the whole of adulthood rolling their eyes and grimacing at my attempts at humor, I've finally discovered my peer group. Little kids totally get me.
Grown ups are so dull.