We were playing Trivial Pursuit last night. It kicked both of our butts all the way to the west coast. (But I still managed to win four pie wedges to Miles' one before we called it quits—just felt the need to add that.)

I'm usually a Trivial Pursuit champ. (My Aunt Brenda has told me for years that my head is full of useless information. One might say that she suffers the same malady...one might say that I take a lot after Brenda.) Last night I just...sucked. The defining moment of the painful experience was when Miles asked me who it was that topped Paul Allen [in 2001] as the second richest man in the world. I hemmed and hawed...clearly unwilling to further demonstrate my ineptitude.

Miles, looking at the answer and feeling compassion for his stupid wife, gave me a hint (which is a big deal because he's usually out for my blood in Trivial Pursuit). He said, "Fill in the blank: I like to dine at the "All You Can Eat ___."

I looked at him incredulously. "Jimmy Buffett is the second richest person in the world!? You've got to be kidding me!"

He leaned over and kissed my forehead. "Warren Buffett, baby. Warren."

"Well that makes a whole lot more sense than Jimmy."

"Funny how that works, isn't it? Ready for bed?"

"Oh, yes. Lead the way."