Occasionally, I go into this site's statistics and browse through the search terms that (mis)direct people to mlphillips.com. I am a little nonplused. During the month of February, I (Miles doesn't update the site enough for me to blame him—overtly, leastwise.) attracted people looking for:

•  ticklish feet
•  three jokes on the immune system
•  definition of drool
•  german cuss words
•  why put sour cream in the cookie?
•  does watching television affect your brain?
•  how to get rid of house moths
•  feline eating disorder
•  naughty aunts
•  face a bossy woman
•  what is a cheesehead?
•  I have been told I have an accent
•  asymmetrical face
•  giving people the silent treatment
•  crusty foot art
•  lemon juice and weight loss
•  fuzzy lip fungal disorders

Naturally, this is the abbreviated list. Charming collection though, isn't it? You must feel fortunate that I supply such cultured fare for your reading pleasure. Now, my sophisticated readers, I release you from today's entry to sip your mocha lattés, canvas genteel goings-on, and pick your noses. G'day!