I will not eat my weight in mashed potatoes this year.
I will not eat my weight in mashed potatoes this year.
I will not eat my weight in mashed potatoes this year.
I will not eat my weight in mashed potatoes this year.

I feel his expression is a very turkey-esque expression for a turkey to have during the Thanksgiving season.

I "drew" him almost a month ago during a tidal wave of boredom. Proudly, feeling like a child who colored inside the lines for the first time, I showed Miles and Jason my creation. They really have mastered that eye-rolling trick.

They appreciate me...deep, deep down inside. Maybe it's so deep that they don't even realize that the appreciation is there...but oh boy!—is it ever!

Still, I am fond of my turkey, in all of his anxious glory. I feel the need to offer him a leather couch, listen to his concerns, then inquire,

"Interesting. Veddy Interesting. Do you feel this way about all side dishes, or just stuffing?"