A conversation with the new sales guy:

Nice to meet you, Laura. Where are you from?

-Wisconsin.

How long were you in Wisconsin?

-Nearly 21 years.

What are you now, 22?

-23.

23? How old is Miles?

-24.

You guys are young...I was that once.

-What are you...26?

Oh, you're a charmer! I feel the need to visit Wisconsin all of the sudden.

-Good, I work for the tourism committee. Drop my name at the border...I work on commission.