So, pizza should be illegal. Sure, it seems innocent enough, gurgling with marinara glee! However, behind this childlike façade lurks a caloric demon so fearful that you have to loosen your waistband at the mere thought.


(Of course we tend to skip the "chew and swallow" portion of eating pizza and head straight to the inhale.)

Trust not these scrumptious pies that brim with happy promise—they can only cause you harm.

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Ok, this song:

"When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amoré."

You know, I've never had a big pizza pie hit my eye...not ever. I guess I'll just have to keep speculating what amoré is.

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In case you haven't pieced things together yet, pizza served as dinner tonight. Friday night IS pizza night. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, eh? We've got the Italian Pie Foe covered.