I've been under much strain! My jerk of a boss—er…Miles—shackled me to Photoshop and forcefully commanded, "CREATE!"

Thus, I have been abusing my tendonitisy wrists and hypersensitive eyes so that I don't lose my job and find myself out on the streets wearing a sign that says, "Will design graphics for food"

I have not been left unscathed through my ordeal, but have a jammed index finger as a keepsake. It really hurts. Really. See image below.