Shuffling my feet, I whined, "I haven't updated my website. Nothing noteworthy happened today."
Mom, being the helpful sort, exclaimed, "But the kitchen floor is clean! You could post a picture!"
I snorted as I looked at her. "Yeeeaaaaah....."
Much time has passed. I got nothin.

Hello. My name is Laura, and I used to write blurbs and publish them on this website—no joke, I really did. So much so, that I used to force it if nothing truly interesting merited documentation. This week has been a mess. There's something wo
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