I'm sure you get bullied plenty by those other months. They dwarf you, don't they?
We, here in the world, want to make your visit as pleasant as possible during your stay.
Good things are in store for you, my friend!—like Valentine's Day!—and, uh...Groundhog's Day? Yeah! Groundhog's Day! Woohoo!
So, don't despair, Feb! (May I call you Feb?) It will be over before you know it! (and no, that's not a short joke) It's good to have you! Enjoy your stay!