Michelle: I tried to drink soy milk when I stopped being able to drink regular milk, but I didn't care for the sweetness.

Laura: Oh, are you lactose intolerant now?

Michelle: Yeah, it's been hard cutting out milk. Sometimes I have a bit in cereal, but even that's a crapshoot.

Laura: (Stumbles. Tries to wipe the grin off her face.)

Michelle: (Looks back, concerned.) What's wrong with you?

Laura: (Openly grinning now.)

Michelle: OH! Yeah—ha! Yes, it really is a crapshoot!